Goddess


Goddess by Josephine Angelini

This is the third book in the Starcrossed trilogy.
Book 1: Starcrossed
Book 2: Dreamless
Book 3: Goddess

Those of you who have been reading my blog for awhile, you know me at least a little bit, right?  Well enough to know that I would pick a theme for a month just so that I could read a certain book?  Excellent.  Then you will understand completely when I tell you that I chose trilogies just so that I could get to Goddess.

The third book in a trilogy can be tricky. Often times, it’s where all the action is, the climax of the series.  It’s where the author has to prove that there was a point to everything that came before.  And unfortunately for me, it’s also where grand battles often play themselves out. I tend to tune out a bit when it comes to grand battles.  But that’s just me!  I know tons of readers that relish the more military aspects of books.

Consequently, I found Goddess a bit disappointing.  Angelini does much better without a war waiting to be written and I found some of the resolution underwhelming. And of course, it did not help matters one bit that the big payoff of waiting to see if Helen gets her true love was not terribly exciting.  If the book had erred on the PG side overall and had omitted a big sexy, romantic payoff because it lacked racy content throughout it would have made sense, but when the author has no issue writing about other characters having been together or having been naked and then refuses to give you the same excitement with the main characters, it can be a bit of a letdown.

I do love that the gods are being treated with appropriate weight.  So many of the stories of the gods cheerfully gloss over the horrors, “oh, well, he turned himself into a bull, made her love him and she bore him sons”, but Angelini calls it out for the power-abuse and rape that it often was.  Now, does this make the series remarkably less younger-reader friendly?  Of course.  But, you know, it is nice to have a book telling readers to take their romanticized myths and legends with a grain of salt. The sex in this book is largely violent in nature.  As such, I’m leaving it mainly in the violence section.

Also, if readers enjoy Goddess, it’s a natural choice to read Goddess of Yesterday next, which is similarly violent and dark, but set in Ancient Greece.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – A man kisses a girl’s face. A couple falls into each other’s arms and kisses repeatedly. A couple says that the girl could already be pregnant.  Bodies press together.  A woman’s voice arouses men.   A woman is pregnant by her lover.  A man is referred to as an “almost rapist”.  A girl has a powerful aphrodisiac effect on males and females alike.  Her best friend once kissed her. A girl and boy sit next to each other and their thighs are pressed against each other.  A couple strips to their underwear to have a physical altercation.  During a fight a boy pins a girl down and she wraps her legs around his waist. There is talk of tongue kissing.  Someone jokes that a male character has already slept with every hot girl.  Two people are encouraged to kiss.  A guy is told to carry a girl off over his shoulder (he doesn’t).  Dating is discussed. A guy pulls a girl close and kisses her brow. A woman’s form in her nightgown is discussed. She is half-bursting out of her nightgown in all the right places. A couple undresses to go swimming.  A girl is standing in just her bra.  A girl doesn’t mind if someone gets the wrong idea and assumes she slept with someone.  A man has memories of a prior life and sleeping next to a woman. A girl moves lingerie in her room. A woman marries a man she didn’t love. A man kisses a woman, slides his knee between her thighs, lifts her skirts and touches her bare skin, tears off her clothes. She wraps herself around him. A man supposedly “only goes for little girls”.  It is absolutely clear that this is unacceptable and that the man in question is evil.  A man kisses a woman and carries her to his bed. A girl says she doesn’t want having a child to be anyone’s choice but her own. A woman wakes up with her naked body tangled with a man;  they had made love.  A man is impotent. A couple has a sex (this word is not used, but it is very clear that they have just had sex).   The man wants to marry the woman but she says it is not possible.  Lots of couples are naked together, lots of men are shirtless throughout.  A woman tells a man she loves him, they kiss.   There is lots of talk of love.  A god “lusts” for someone.  There’s a truly cringe-inducing description of a girl who “turned her mouth up…like a shy flower opening for the first time”.  Yick.
Profanity – “damn,” “jackass,” “hell,” “bastards,” “crap,” “blasted,” “ticked,” “bitching,” “dickhead” which seems oddly out of place, “bitch,” “ass,” “getting off” which isn’t profanity, but you know, “frigging,” “son of a biscuit,” “pissing…off”,
Death, Violence and Gore – Someone’s throat was slit.  Someone died to help someone else. A character killed someone in order to save others. A woman’s husband is already dead, killed in battle.  She contemplates suicide but know it will not bring her to the same part of the underworld.  A girl bites someone.  A man has long scars on his body. Blood leaks from a woman’s mouth and a gash in her head.  A man beats a woman and threatens to beat the child out of her. A woman is stoned. Her skin is described as pulpy and ragged.  There is a plan to behead someone.  A knife was in someone’s heart.  In  a dream a dolphin hits a girl until she bleeds. Men in an army follow a man to certain death.  A woman is gored to death by talons, another is trampled to death by a horse, both were raped before death.  There’s a feeling that perhaps women are being killed to avoid the chance that they might be pregnant after the rape.  A teacher at the school died.  A woman wears a dagger. A man carries a broadsword.  A woman is warned that her future husband might kill her.  She is married off in the hopes of preventing slaughter.  Men grunt, scream and die.  Bodies are heard falling.  A woman says that people want to kidnap her in order to bear children with her. A girl throws everything at hand at an approaching man. A woman is badly injured in an attack. There’s a lot of people wanting to kill each other.  People believe that a baby should be left to die.  People want to fight to release tension.  A woman had to kill many people.  She has violent spells.  A man tries to kill his sister and her unborn child, but she kills him first. A boy’s cousin tried to kill him, but he killed him first.  A girl tears and claws at her own skin.  There’s discussion of whether or not people would kill Hitler if given the chance (answer: yes).  In Arthur’s time, people are at war.  Arthur’s soldiers are unprepared against the Berserkers who routinely hurt women and children.  A woman’s father died, he had been tortured previously. There’s talk of killing a child (oh, yes, this does happen more than once, and in reference to more than one child).   A woman raises a sword to cut out someone’s heart.  A man is burnt to the bone, his body bloody; his skin flaking off.  He is a character we care deeply about. His heartbeat stops.  Innocent children are thrown from the top of a wall. Someone dreams of fields filled with bones.  Women are to be divided as the spoils of war.  People very frequently contemplate killing others.  A man will beat his wife for the rest of her life.  All the children of a town are to be killed.  A man lost his wife in childbirth. Two men are scheduled to duel at dawn. People sharpen swords.  Armies prepare for battle.  People are shot with arrows. When the arrows are removed, blood flows in rivers.  People are cut down with swords in the midst of battle.  A woman sworn to revenge plans to kill someone.  A woman kills people and electrocutes others.  A man is beheaded (this isn’t the first beheading of the book) and his head rolls into fire, his dead eyes still looking.  His body falls down after.  A woman is killed, her head is almost completely severed.  A Kraken squeezes someone with its tentacle and that person died a gruesome death.  A character we care about is stabbed in the chest and dies. Another is killed with an arrow. All kinds of creatures attack a girl. A man is cut in the leg and his kidneys are pierced. The person he is fighting is deliberately delivering non-fatal blows in order to make death as prolonged and painful as possible. He is eventually beheaded. A man had killed someone with his bare hands.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Someone joking asks if someone else is drunk.  At that point there is no indication of drinking whatsoever, just failure to do a task well.  A character jokes about drinks on a flight and having a fake ID.  Some soldiers fight in drug-induced trances.  A woman is drugging a man.
Frightening or Intense Things – A massive eagle carries a woman in its talons, she struggles to be free. A place is cursed that everyone should die unloved and childless.  There’s a Kraken.

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The Dragons of Blueland

The Dragons of Blueland by Ruth Stiles Gannett

This is the third book in the My Father’s Dragon Trilogy.
Book 1: My Father’s Dragon
Book 2: Elmer and the Dragon

Gannet is very kind to readers.  At the start of The Dragons of Blueland is a section titled “What Went Before” where she very neatly summarizes the first two books.  This is immeasurably helpful for those with bad memories or short attention spans.

In this volume, Elmer Elevator has been reunited with his family and it only seem fair that our dragon have a chance to join his family as well. So with his friend Elmer safely at home, the dragon sets off to the great high mountains of Blueland.  He soon uncovers a plot.  Men plan on capturing his family and selling them to zoos!  Of course, he must ask his good friend Elmer for help.

Like the previous two books in the trilogy, this is a nice beginning chapter book. The story is quite simple with no subplots and there is a clear problem which is easily and completely resolved in the first try. Illustrations add to the enjoyment for younger readers.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – None.
Profanity – “drat it,”
Death, Violence and Gore – A dragon hurt his wing.  A man who believes he has seen a monster sets off with a rifle. The rifle is show in an illustration.  Later he fires the rifle indiscriminately into the bushes (no worries, nothing was harmed).  This is also illustrated. A boy buys a cap pistol.  We learn that knights captured and killed many dragons in the past.  A knight with a lance is shown aiming for a dragon’s belly.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – None.
Frightening or Intense Things – Men plot to capture dragons and put them in a zoo.  I didn’t find this at all frightening or intense, but very small readers might.

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Emerald Green

Emerald Green by Kerstin Gier

This is the final book in the Ruby Red trilogy.
Book 1: Ruby Red
Book 2: Sapphire Blue

To start the book, our ruby has a broken heart.  She feels betrayed by Gideon, whom she loves.  Gwen muddles along through the requisite teenage broken-hearted angst with the help of her dearest friend and the obvious distractions of life-endangering time-travel.

There’s true excitement surrounding her life-and-death quest, there are twists (oh whatever, a twist) that I most certainly did not see coming and all in all it puts quite a satisfactory end to the trilogy.

Now, I’m going to just straight up admit that I never could follow all of Gier’s rules and riddles regarding time travel and her time travel device, the chronograph.  Maybe it’s because I read the series with wide breaks between each book, maybe it’s because it really is complex and will cause some difficulty for readers who want to understand that aspect of it.

In all honesty though, I’m guessing much of the audience for this book will be a bit more interested in the romance than in the intrigue and will willingly forgive any issues concerning the time travel.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – A fresco depicts a scantily clad nymph.  There’s lots of longing and the like.  Wanting to throw yourself into someone’s arms, feeling weak in the knees, wanting to feel what someone’s stubble is like while kissing, wanting to be held.  A girl reads a book where a vampire almost got a girl in bed.  There is passionate kissing, groaning and holding the person tighter.  A woman’s décolletage is exposed.  A girl is asked out, but says she has a boyfriend.  Someone needs to touch and kiss someone else.  There’s concern about improper touching.  A man removes a lady’s garter. Bodies press together while kissing. A bum is described as cute. There’s necking.  A demand for a striptease is made.  A wet t-shirt looks hot. A bra is mentioned.  A man has a taste for virgins.  Someone incorrectly assumes that a couple has slept together.
Profanity – “hell,” “bastard,” “damn,” “shit,” “shit-scared,” “bloody,” “merde,” “asshole”, “tits,”
Death, Violence and Gore – An injury will leave a scar.  There are stab wounds.  Someone is poisoned to death.  There are sword fights leading to various injures.  Air raids are expected.  Someone’s face is slapped.  There’s speculation that a box might hold a chopped up body.  A demon eats another demon.  There’s talk that suicides fail because people cut the wrong way down their arms and then they succeed the next time because they do it right.  A girl’s mother calls to ask if she’s been murdered or hacked to bits in Hyde Park (she’s not genuinely worried this happened, I don’t think).  Someone is plotting to kill the main characters.  A relative has a vision involving a lot of blood and someone being run through with a sword.  A gargoyle says he ate a pigeon and a priest.  Someone wants to give someone a black eye.  There are lots of ghosts.  Someone wants to throttle, stab, poison, shoot, stab, hang behead, trample to death, drown or throw someone off the tower.  In a dream a panther tears a man to pieces.  There are cyanide capsules.  A gun is pointed at someone.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Whiskey is consumed on multiple occasions. There’s a bottle of scotch hidden in the library.  Tobacco is referenced.  Grandpa smoked a pipe.  There’s talk of mixing alcohol into non-alcoholic drinks at a teenage party. A guard is passed out due to drink.  Grandpa smokes cigarettes.  Lucas had a few drinks.  There’s a very drunken teenage party due to spiked punch.  Wine wine and opium also make appearances.
Frightening or Intense Things – A girl is with child, supposedly by a demon.  She has committed the sin of unchastity and an exorcism is performed which results in a miscarriage.

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Hat Trick!

For me, the very best kind of series isn’t a series at all.  It’s a trilogy.  Long enough to draw you in without being so long as to drag on.  It takes a certain kind of talent (and usually a whole lot of careful crafting and planning) to write a truly great trilogy.  It requires precision and choice that often seems lacking in a series (come on, how many series books have you read that didn’t seem to be going anywhere except to the next installment).  I love the completion, the finality, the actual existence of a finite story arc. So this March, the third month, I’ll feature some authors who have achieved a literary hat trick…three great books making a stellar trilogy.

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In a Glass Grimmly

In a Glass Grimmly by Adam Gidwitz

This is the sequel to A Tale Dark and Grimm.  Ah yes, a follow up to one of the darkest most violently disturbing children’s fairy tales I’ve ever read. Well.  While I can’t say I relish cracking this one open from a pure book enjoyment perspective, I must admit that my curiosity is a bit piqued as to what gruesomely horrible things Gidwitz will describe for his readers this time.

Turns out, I like this about eleventy-billion times better than it’s predecessor!  Yes, there is quite a bit of spine-shivering gore, but I found it slightly less horrible this time (maybe because I was prepared for it?)  But there was a lot about this that was a huge improvement.  I felt the tales in this story hung together better, the quest that Jack and Jill go on is comparatively easy to follow and kept me engaged.  The violence and gore were more tempered by the rest of the story, and ultimately the excellent message the book is giving.  The message that you should truly be yourselves.  It’s not a subtle message either, the author beats you about the head with it in the last few chapters.  But I actually even like that!  Give kids an interesting engaging (okay, probably even a bit “cool”) story that ends with the uncool kids, the outcasts, the excluded, learning to be okay with who they are and not seeking acceptance in the eyes of others?  That I can get behind.  Big win for Gidwitz here.

I would still recommend this for Grades 4 and up.  Certain third graders with a high threshold for gore may be able to manage it, but beware.  As my students have pointed out many a time, you can’t unread what you have read.

Pure grossness: An excessive amount of vomit occurs in this story.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – A frog falls in love with a girl.  A girl kisses a frog. It is mentioned that in an alternative version of the story a girl and frog marry.  A man tells a little girl not to wear underclothes.  A girl is made to walk naked publicly in a procession.  A mermaid is naked to the scales.  A girl is undressed and redressed by goblins.  A queen in proposed to.  Someone draws slips to see if he can marry the queen.  Someone kisses a frog.
Profanity – “piss,”  “dummy,” a man shouted a word “that I cannot print here,” “bejeezus,” “shut up,” “stupid,” “jeez,” “damned,” “oh God,”
Death, Violence and Gore – A frog is served frog’s leg soup.  A frog is hurled against a wall.  His leg comes off and is eaten by a weasel.  He bleeds from where his leg had been.  A man offers to not cut off someone’s head. A man was nearly stoned to death.  A boy’s mother died.   A fox eats chickens.  A boy is hit with a whip.  A girl hits a boy.  A woman pricks three people’s fingers causing them to bleed.  People swear on their lives to accomplish a task, and if they can’t accomplish it, they will die.  Jack enters a cave that many men have died trying to enter. There’s a threat to sever someone’s hand.  Someone volunteers to taste fear and feel death and promises to never flee even to the point of death. Jill wishes she could kill her cousin. Someone will be killed and eaten.  Birds are roasted, panfried, boiled in blood, chopped up and blackened.  Someone tricks others into slitting their stomachs from their belts to their throats.  The gutting is described in some detail. After a fall someone suffers a head injury and blood pools in the grass.  A girl is swallowed by the sea. A girl’s mother died of sickness and her father was cruel.  Several women’s throats are cut. A girl finds a hut filled with instruments of death.  A girl buries an ax in a man’s bone.  Then she grabs a long curving knife and tries to stab a man with it.  A girl is killed.  Goblins are likely to trap you, kill you and sell you for parts.  People are concerned that ravens will eat their corpses. There’s an illustration of a severed hand.  A boy imagines stabbing someone. Certain things cost a hand.  Someone draws slips to determine if he will live or die. A goblin is speared with a horrible crunching slicing sound and the spear ends up covered in viscera. Unsurprisingly, he is dead.  Another has blood spurt out of his chest like a fountain and then dribble out and run among the cobblestones.  Blood bubbles out of a body like a hot spring and laps against the throne.  There is a lizard that is made of fire and eats human flesh.  Someone threatens to kill two others if they are not killed in the process of doing a task. There is a smell as if flesh had been rotting for a thousand years.  Acid burns people’s skin.  Many things are made of human bones. Bloodstained bags swing at the end of ropes.  We’re told that these bags are just the right size for a child’s body. A man slaps himself in the face repeatedly.  People are put in barrels, nails are driven into the barrels and then they are rolled down a hill.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – A man is selling gin.  A girl works in a tavern. Ale, scotch whisky are mentioned.  A man drinks scotch and ale.
Frightening or Intense Things – A woman pours a bucket of ice water on a beggar asking for food.  A boy accidentally burns down his house.  Goblins surrounds someone and press around that person in a threatening way. Someone is kidnapped.

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Elmer and the Dragon

Elmer and the Dragon by Ruth Stiles Gannett

This is the second book in the My Father’s Dragon trilogy.
Book 1: My Father’s Dragon
Book 2: Elmer and the Dragon
Book 3: The Dragons of Blueland

Elmer and the Dragon picks up exactly where My Father’s Dragon left off, with Elmer and the dragon rising up into the air and flying away from the island.  After making their way through a bad storm, they find they must take shelter on a new island, one inhabited by canaries.  Dragon, as it turns out, is a bit of a whiner (only to be expect since he’s a baby dragon) but Elmer is gentle and kind and pokes, gently prods and rewards him to move him along.  Together they discover a canary who was once a pet of Elmer’s but now lays before him a terrible problem.  The canaries keeping dying of curiosity (quite literally, in fact).  Elmer and the dragon do their best to put a stop to this by unearthing a long buried treasure.  Of course, all of this is accomplished just in time for Elmer to return home for his father’s birthday.

A very cute follow-up to the first, it’s similar in tone and feeling.  Again this does well as a beginning chapter book or as a read aloud for smaller children.  There’s not much to fear here, even the literal death from curiosity, although I’m sure wicked parents could use that to their advantage if children are overly inquisitive.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – None.
Profanity – “stupid,”
Death, Violence and Gore – Elmer keeps a jackknife on him.  Many canaries die of curiosity.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – None.
Frightening or Intense Things – None.

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Dreamless

Dreamless by Josephine Angelini

This is the second book in the Starcrossed series.
Book 1: Starcrossed
Book 2: Dreamless
Book 3: Goddess

When I finished Starcrossed, all I wanted was to keep reading. I was dying for this to be released and horrified that I would have to wait months, MONTHS before reading Dreamless.  Well, it’s been 2 years, so clearly life got in the way a bit.  But 2 years did not make my anticipation any less.

Helen is on a mission.  As the Descender, she is one of the only Scions with access to the Underworld, and therefore, the only one who can find the Furies.  Some Scions want nothing more than to be released from the anger and bloodlust caused by the Furies.  Others warn that there are reasons the Furies should not be stopped.  Helen enters the Underworld each night to complete her quest, believing she will be alone there forever.  Soon a champion shares her quest and starts helping to heal her broken heart.  But will this new friendship cause her even more trouble?

Helen is still closely tied with the Delos family and her friends Claire and Matt, now in on her secrets become a part of the mission as well.  In a slightly too neat package, everyone finds a sweetheart who’s part of the group.  I can’t fault Angelini for it too much, because it’s awfully difficult to keep track of all the characters to begin with, so introducing even more romantic interests would possibly make my head explode.

I did really enjoy Dreamless (and in fact have already put the next one, Goddess on hold). I love the ties to myths, the action and adventure and the romance.  But (and I wish there didn’t have to be a but here) Helen’s relationships with men are all kinds of dysfunctional.

For instance, something I keep encountering in books and yet loathe beyond words?  The storyline where the guy tries to makes the girl hate him by treating her badly, but really he loves her and it’s all for her own good.  No.  Just no.  This is even worse than raising girls to believe that there is some magical Prince Charming who will come in and save them.  Teaching them that guys that treat them badly probably are secretly in love with them is sincerely damaging.  In real life, guys that treat you badly are jerks and to be avoided at all costs.  They are nearly never secretly in love with you and if even if by some strange twist of fate they are in love with you, you should not ever settle for a guy who treats you badly!

The other main love interest has an ability to manipulate people’s feelings and romantic desires.  Of course, this translates to super hotness and passionate feelings!  But, since he’s a good guy, he’d never actually change people’s feelings or make them love him or want him.  We know this because he tells us this, every time he’s just done it. Oh, I never do that, I never change people’s feelings towards things, except this once. Dude, I am not buying what you are selling.

Final gripe? A family tree / chart of the houses (updated chapterly) would not go amiss here.  It can be intensely difficult to follow the relationships between Scions and the houses and would go far in helping people understand.

Ultimately, Dreamless is far more violent than it is sexual.  While Angelini has built the sexual tension high in these books (oh so high.  Oh so many longing stares and desiring feelings.  SO many) there’s still not any major action happening save some passionate kissing and embracing.  And in terms of the violence, well, that’s all pretty battlefield Greek standard, so not particularly traumatizing.  Also, thank the heavens, Angelini has steered clear of the F word, dropping happy little “frigging” and “fricking” bombs instead. I’d nearly forgotten it was possible to write YA without an endless stream of highest level profanities! I’m marking this one teen and tween, because if you’ve got an advanced tween reader, this may be terrific.  I would have swooned for this when I was in middle school.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – A couple had been intimate, including kissing, although we aren’t sure how much else, before they learned they were first cousins.  At first, we don’t know whether they have continued their physical relationship after learning about their family ties.  A boy wants to kiss a girl.  A couple embraces and the male is shirtless. There’s talk about the historical prevalence of incest among Greeks and that the children born of incestuous relationships are insane.  Evidently, it is necessary for all Scions to procreate (recreational relationships that do not bear children are unacceptable) to keep the Olympians from starting wars and raping women.  A couple is not officially dating, but is close. There is handholding.  Cassandra of Troy wanted to remain a virgin.  There are many couples who are not quite coupled and therefore flirt and ask each other out and are referred to as “hormonally fraught” etc.  A girl thinks about brushing up against a boy.  A married couple kisses. A boy makes a joke about an orgy. Someone offers to share Julius Caesar’s favorite dirty joke.  One person thinks that other boys are sleeping with every hot girl.  A couple shares a passionate kiss.  A character has certain powers over the heart, it is a concern that this person could make another feel whatever he chose regardless of that person’s own feelings. See page 227.  This power to force love or control emotion and sway feelings is discussed as manipulative.  There’s another kiss.  A couple shares a bed, but the covers are between them.  A man is naked to the waist .  There’s talk about how someone has become “a hottie.”  A man tries to seduce someone by taking different forms.  In those forms, there is kissing and holding. He pushes the girl on her back and jumps on top of her – nothing sexual happens at that point, the girl ends it.  There’s a whole lot of longing and “what I want to do…what I wouldn’t do…what they might do…” talk but it is left vague. It is clear that a couple can have sex but not a long-lasting relationship. A girl can’t keep her hands off a boy.  There’s lots of kissing and some of it occurs in a laying down position.
Profanity – “frigging”, “hell,” “what the hell,” “damn,” “crap,” “god-awful,” “ass,”  “son of a bitch,” “sucks,” “badass,” “dickhead,” “heck,” “bitch,” “jackass,” “dick,” “stupid,” “nasty-ass,” “asshole,” “bullshit,” “My God,” “bastard,” “fricking,”
Death, Violence and Gore – Someone is dangling from a ledge to the Underworld, blood under the fingernails, in danger of falling.  Someone has a broken leg.   People are compelled to kill each other to pay a blood debt and they work to stop this.  There are mentions of many killings during the Trojan War as well as other killings during the time of ancient Greece.  A metal girder pins a character to the ground, breaking some bones.  A character needs to do something that will poke out that character’s own eye (it will be healed due to magic, so it’s not at dire as it sounds).  A character’s sister was killed.  A character punches another.  An innocent person bleeds as a result of a fight.  A character is trapped in quicksand and comments that the remains of all creatures are in the quicksand as well.  The person touches a human face and notices other dead and decaying bodies.   A man with a dagger is slashing at a Harpy who is trying to rip at him with her talons.  Swords are used to attack and fight.  A woman is hit with an arrowhead but is not injured.  Lightning bolts are used to stun people who then fall convulsing to the ground.  It takes effort to not simply kill people. People try to chain and bind a man.  A curse means that a few people are destined to want to kill each other each time they see each other despite the fact that they actually care for each other.  A girl’s wrist is injured.  Someone is attacked by a giant snarling dog who leaves jagged bloody scratches on him.  It is killed by a blade to the back of the skull.  Someone’s palm is sliced open with a dagger in order to swear a blood oath.  A woman has taken a blood oath to kill her husband’s murderer.  A man had to murder his nephew to protect his son.  A cage of small birds are beheaded and burned as a sacrifice.  A woman has broken 4 ribs and her wrist.  She has a gash across her forehead.  She loses consciousness.  Creatures called Myrmidons are soldiers created from ants who are unusually strong and merciless.  They are used as assassins. In the Underworld there are lots of bones, small ones, big ones that are like a forest of bones.  It is an entire battlefield transported to the Underworld which only occurs when all the soldiers fight to the death.  A man in the underworld has blood bubbling out of his skin including his nose, ears and scalp.  He smells of rotting meat. Someone has a head injury.  The Furies cause people to want to kill each other.  While commanded by the Furies, a couple fights, one straddling the other, pinning him between her knees and hitting him.  The battle includes a fist down the throat, someone being pushed onto his or her back, a stabbing.  The Furies raking their fingers down their own bodies, tearing at their clothes and leaving welts on their skin.  Two characters are concerned another is dying.  A character was supposed to be killed as a baby.  Three cousins of a character are killed.  A character steps in a puddle that also contains a dead squirrel.  Furies are born of the blood of a son who attacked his father. Two gods incite a riot.  Someone kills a man/ant warrior thing. A man is bleeding from the head.  A man is unconscious.  A child is thrown through the air. He suffers broken ribs, a broken arm and a cracked skull.  Someone’s father is near death. A person’s ribs are covered in black bruises. Someone is poisoned with venom. Someone is hit across the mouth and kicked repeatedly while bound up.  Someone’s hair is ripped out slowly.  Someone’s throat is slit in a shallow cut that will bleed slowly before killing.  More people are stabbed. Someone is killed by a blade thrown through the chest.  Someone tries to behead someone else.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Cassandra comments that the author of a scroll must have been high.  A woman drinks a glass of wine.
Frightening or Intense Things – A character is trapped in the Underworld at times, trapped in a labyrinth.  A creature? watches someone, observing that person even during sleep, creeping into that person’s bedroom.  Someone is made a slave.  There is a real risk of a character developing mental illness.  A character has the power to cause earthquakes.

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Here We All Are

Here We All Are by Tomie dePaola

This is the second book in the 26 Fairmont Avenue series.

Tomie’s family is finally installed in the new home they spent the last book building.  Like 26 Fairmount Avenue, Here We All Are is a series of stories from Tomie’s own childhood.  They’re fairly simple stories, about decorating his house or being in the school play or surviving nap time, but I think what makes them special is the way Tomie captures what it was like for him as a child. It’s certainly not a book where adults always know best.  Often, Tomie’s precociousness gets him in a bit of trouble, but it’s done in a charming way.

I would consider this book an excellent choice for young readers who are reading ahead of grade level (like my K-1 advanced readers from last month).  This book is a Guided Reading N.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – Personally, there is no reason why this should bother anyone, but just in case, you should know that Tomie tried on his mother’s lipstick and pretended to be Mae West (his favorite movie star).  Tomie’s mother has a baby.
Profanity – “hated,” “Gee,”
Death, Violence and Gore – None.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – None.
Frightening or Intense Things – Tomie explains that he was told a story about how a lady who was trying to light her stove with a match and burnt off her eyebrows and eyelashes.  He says he thinks it was just a story to keep kids from the stove but that it worked!  Tomie’s baby sibling and mother must stay at the hospital for 10 days after the birth.

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The Knight at Dawn

The Knight at Dawn by Mary Pope Osborne

This is the second book in the Magic Tree House series.  The first is Dinosaurs Before Dark.

After their adventure with the dinosaurs, Jack and Annie are consumed with curiosity about the treehouse full of books in the woods.  Before dawn, they sneak out of their house and into another adventure. This time, they travel to a castle and are caught snooping around.   Annie’s quick thinking saves them, just in time!

Since being underwhelmed by the first book in the Magic Tree House series, I was quite curious to see if the second one was much of an improvement.  The first book left quite a bit unsaid about the how and why of the tree house’s time travel abilities and I was hoping that will be more fully explained in this one as well.  Unfortunately, while the book is still plenty easy for little readers, it is still pretty undeveloped and a touch boring. The adventure is far too short and without depth to capture your attention and the mystery of the time travel is still left largely unexplained (not ignored mind you, Jack and Annie discover clues).

I can’t write off the series though, or even the first few books because I know how much kids love them, even if the beginning ones bore my pants off.  It’s worth knowing though, so if you have a child who starts at first in the series and is unimpressed, you can encourage them to continue, knowing that further down the road the stories improve.

Another plus (albeit a subtle one) is that Jack and Annie seem genuinely interested in non-fiction books.  They serve as models to young readers that books full of facts can be fascinating.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – None.
Profanity – “dummies,” “oh brother,”
Death, Violence and Gore – Jack mutters that he’s going to kill his sister when he’s annoyed at her.  There’s not any actual threat of him killing her. Jack and Annie explore an armory where armor and weapons are stored.  They see crossbows, spears, swords and battle-axes. A man tells Jack and Annie that there will be a hanging and another threatens/jokes that the rats might eat them.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – None.
Frightening or Intense Things – Jack and Annie fall in a moat which may or may not be filled with crocodiles.

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Enna Burning

Enna Burning by Shannon Hale

This is the second book in the Books of Bayern series, which begins with The Goose Girl.

There is talk that people can speak many languages: that of the wind, of the animals, that of fire.  Queen Isi has these skills and Enna learns that her brother Leifer has them as well.  When Leifer dies, Enna finds his secret.  Without meaning to, she finds herself able to control and command fire.  Or is it controlling and commanding her?

Enna Burning is a book about strong women. It is also a book about war.  A sharp contrast to its predecessor, Enna Burning is dark, scary and conjures up the type of images that haunt nightmares.  Shannon Hale does not shy away from the horrors of war.  She describes them (see below) and also makes it very clear the emotional and psychological damage that is done to characters as they face battles, killing and their own mortality.

Honestly, I love the book. It’s riveting and there’s a bit of fairly chaste romance mixed in with all of the war and fire.  But it’s also a very grown-up book.  While referred to as girls (Enna-girl, specifically is sometimes used as Enna’s name) it is quite clear that these are women,  one even becomes pregnant and gives birth during the course of the book.  And because it is not about little girls, it’s probably best left to the older reader.  While Goose Girl would be enjoyed by readers as young as third and fourth grade, this is definitely more intended for teen audiences.  Select tweens who are able to handle the violent imagery may also enjoy it.  However, please check out my post about children’s thoughts on reading violent books (specifically The Hunger Games), paying attention especially to kids’ concerns #2 and #3.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – Boys courting girls is mentioned.  There is talk about Isi’s wedding.  Girls talk about getting married. Enna is asked about her feelings for a boy.  Everyone expects and wants Isi to have a child.  A prisoner sneers that the girls of the country they have invaded are lovely.  There is definitely talk of boys liking girls, pursuing girls and people being together and others being jealous.  A male and female share a tent, platonically.  The girl undresses behind a cloth for modesty.  A couple who have not yet fully acknowledged their feelings for each other sleep next to each other.  He strokes her hair.    A man strokes the stomach of a woman he holds captive.  He also holds her in his arms and rocks her.  There’s initially nothing sexual about this in the book, but I do think it speaks to personal space being violated and to the type of psychological manipulation that is being used.  A guard who lost a friend to fire threatens the woman who set the fire, the implication is that he will rape her but it is not stated outright.  This is around pages 175-176 in my copy should you wish to review it.  A woman begins to have feelings for a man whom she should not care for.  They hold hands, he strokes her hair, they kiss.  He kisses her hand.  A woman tells a man she would have followed him and borne his children and loved him.  A man covers a woman’s cheeks and hair with kisses.  A woman is pregnant.  There is more kissing.  A woman goes through childbirth.
Profanity – “drat,” “goat-bastard,”
Death, Violence and Gore – A woman’s eye is scorched.  She mentions having seen horrors and burned people. She is waiting to die.  A girl’s mother died. The plot to kill Isi that occurred in The Goose Girl is mentioned.  A man wants to start a rebellion and threatens to burn people.  A man sets a woman’s skirts on fire and she is burned.  The prince’s brother died of a fever.  Isi’s horse died after going mad.  A large part of the book is about war.  Enna recalls how men have learned to fight, has seen men cut other men down, how war leaves corpses and how those who have killed in war are haunted by the experience.  It is said that the attackers won’t stop until Bayern bleeds twice for every Tiran life lost.  Bodies are on the ground.  The battles are described in detail, how men are killed before they have the chance to fight.  Men are lit on fire.  Fires burn many men on the field.  The lives of the main characters are continuously in danger.  The battles are bloody, the screams of those stabbed and dying are described.  The king is killed in battle.  A soldier wades through bodies, quickly killing those who are gravely injured to end their suffering.  A man who has burned to death is described as recognizable only by the cut of his tunic and the laces of his boots. His skin is black and stiff; he is charred through. He is so burnt that those who move him for burial are concerned his body will be reduced to ash. Other burned bodies suffocated on smoke, their skin red and black or missing entirely.  Dead bodies are piled for burning.  The odor of them is described as “burning meat”.  A woman watches the bodies in the fire.  A woman threatens to whip the hides of some men and shoves them.  She offers to flog them. Men try to capture a main character.  A war augury is held in which two soldiers from opposing sides fight to the death in theory to foretell the outcome of the war.  This fight is described in detail.  There is blood from wounds during the fight and it ends when one man brings his sword down across the other’s neck.  A woman is threatened with a spear.  A woman debates burning a man alive, then she does it.  A squirrel roasted alive does not taste good.  A boy’s favorite story is about a mother who bathed her child in her own blood to make him invincible.  There are gallows built. A woman tries to set someone dear to her on fire. Archers aim at an intruder’s heart.  Someone is hit on the head and knocked unconscious.  A man repeatedly punches another man.  Two soldiers (characters we know and care about) are take prisoner and are bloodied and bruised.   One has a knife held to his throat, the person holding the knife is prepared to slit his throat.  They will be killed if someone else does not do as instructed.   One has an open cut on his face.  A boy is killed in trying to save a friend’s life.  A woman punches a man in the jaw.  He throws her to the ground.  A woman threatens a man with a knife.  Archers take aim at her.  A house is set afire with people still inside.  An archer shoots a man.  A person is prodded with a spear. There is more swordfighting.  A camp is burned and many people likely burn with it, although there is some willful ignorance about the burning. Fire becomes a weapon in war.  Many soldiers are burned to death.  Hundreds of people are burned alive.  A character we’re fond of has taken a sword to the ribs but will survive.  The description of setting a person on fire is detailed, of sending heat into a person’s flesh and bones and igniting him.  A girl had seen her father killed.  A woman has a dagger at her throat while archers aim at her companion.  A woman tells a man that she bet his da beat him.  A horse bites a man.  An arrow hits a man in the thigh.  Someone attempts to strangle someone else, but he is knocked to the ground and punched.  Multiple daggers hit a man in the back killing him. People throw stones and rocks at a man.  Townspeople once killed a woman.  A way to help a woman be better includes putting a hot coal to her tongue and hands.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Buying a drink in a tavern is mentioned. Someone is drugged when held captive. Wine casks are burned.  Flasks of wine are passed around and drunk.  Men become drunk.
Frightening or Intense Things – Men are taken prisoner during the war. A daughter drugs her father, has him declared incompetent and rules in his stead.  Enna is kept captive for a fairly long period of time.  Fires are set and burn whole camps.  A main character is dying and needs immediate help. If she sleeps she may not wake up.

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