Liar and Spy

Liar & Spy by Rebecca Stead

Seventh grade is working out be as unpleasant for Georges as it is for most kids. His father lost his job which meant that they had to move out of their house and into an apartment. His mother, a nurse, is never home; she spends all of her time at the hospital.  But school just might be the worst.  Georges is bullied and when he manages to embarrass one of the bullies during gym class, the harassment intensifies.  Worse yet, Georges doesn’t really have any friends.  He used to be friends with Jason, who now seems to be a part of the crowd that bullies Georges.

The move into the apartment building is about to change Georges’s life, but in unexpected ways.  Only days after moving in,  his father’s overly inquisitive manner results in Georges accidentally getting involved in a Spy Club.  His neighbor Safer is the mastermind behind their spy plans:  reveal the criminal activities of their mysterious neighbor, Mr. X.  As Georges spends more time with Safer and his family, his life outside of school starts to improve.  At school, Georges is becoming friends with Bob English Who Draws, an unexpected move that will lead to major changes in the seventh grade.

The end of the book reveals two major twists.  The first I liked although it didn’t necessarily shock me.  I felt it added some depth to the characters and their interactions.  The second twist I found sort of annoying.  It is the kind of twist that makes you reexamine everything you’ve already read in a new light.  And I wasn’t into it.  I also felt that up until the second twist the book is really kid friendly and engaging, but the second twist might put off some readers.  I have revealed the second twist in a spoiler below, because in addition to changing the whole reading of the book, it may be upsetting.

I would recommend this for fourth grade and up, mainly because it was a pretty hard book.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – A boy and girl secretly like each other.  A taste test in class is supposed to determine your true love, because long ago a boy and girl who both didn’t taste something ( I know, bear with me) ended up dating.  A kid at school made up a “gay test” that involves something to do with a finger being longer than the others.  It’s a kid our narrator dislikes and he thinks this is incredibly stupid.
Profanity – “crap,” “dumb,” “darn,” “damn,” “dork,” “jerks,” “idiotic,” “heck,”
Death, Violence and Gore – People worry that a taste test can predict death because once student who had a certain outcome of the test was killed by a drunk driver.  The boys watch a parrot nest and are concerned there’s been an attack by a bird of prey.  There’s some very not actually scary speculation that a neighbor is chopping people up and carrying out their bodies in suitcases.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Safer drinks coffee from a flask.
Frightening or Intense Things – Georges is bullied.  People make fun of his name, call him a freak.  A group of boys is pretty much always bullying him at school.   Georges father has lost his job and they need to sell their house.  Sometimes his mother works double shifts as nurse to make more money.  In the course of their “spy” work, there is some breaking and entering, which isn’t really frightening or intense so much as it is a really bad idea not to be encouraged.

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I Spy…October

October is a month of disguise and intrigue.  Usually the disguise is in the form of familiar costumes worn on the final day of the month.  Usually the intrigue is the night before, in the form of smashed pumpkins, toilet paper rolls run amok and egg yolks festooning houses.  But you won’t find any reads about Halloween or Devil’s Night here.  This month our disguise and intrigue will be provided by…SPIES.  I know.  I shouldn’t have said that loudly.  Someone might be listening.  What can I say, kids are fascinated by spies, whether it be the gadgets, the codes, the access to secrets or perhaps the disguise and intrigue.  All this month we’ll be going undercover  (I’m sorry, I’m sorry terrible pun) so get your decoder ring, your magnifying glass and your fake mustache.

Okay what do you think?  Did I sell it?  Did it seem like I had a real reason for making October Spy Month or could you tell it was really just a flimsy excuse to review Code Name Verity while everyone is still curious and interested?  Because it was totally a flimsy excuse to review Code Name Verity.  Sorry.

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All-of-a-Kind Family Uptown

All-Of-A-Kind Family Uptown by Sydney Taylor

So, technically, this is the third All-of-a-Kind Family book.  It’s also one of the best. Taylor wrote All-of-a-Kind Family, More All-of-a-Kind Family and All-of-a-Kind Family Uptown then nearly 20 years later, she added two additional books to the series.  The final two just feel different from this original trio, and rather confusingly, All of a Kind Family Downtown actually takes place between the first two books.  As a huge fan of the series, I read them all multiple times, but there’s really no harm in sticking to the original three – the very best of the best.

The girls are older now, with Ella and Henny in high school and going to parties and seeing boys.  Any romance is very chaste and ideal for girls who think they want to read about people in love but aren’t ready for anything even remotely racy.  The stories in this book also rotate between the sisters, offering you little moments with each of the girls.  It continues in the same lines of gentle humor, religious tradition and solid family values.

Great for: This book is very strong on values.  The girls learn lessons about borrowing things that don’t belong to you, being honest, helping out in times of need and working hard.  It also shows that disappointment is a normal part of life.  It’s especially impressive because it doesn’t read as preachy at all.  The stories are often very humorous.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – The older girls go to parties with boys and Ella is going out with Jules. Aunt Lena is going to have a baby.  Jules kisses Ella on the cheek.  Grace wants to meet a friend of Jules’s.  Jules writes Ella that she is cute. Jules puts his arm around Ella. Papa jokes about Ella’s dowry.
Profanity – None.
Death, Violence and Gore – The book is set during World War I; Jules enlists in the army. Mama is so sick she must be taken away in an ambulance, she needs her appendix out, which evidently was a much more serious operation back then.  The younger girls worry that she’ll die. Henny threatens to spank Charlie.  Charlie asks the soldiers were their guns are.  One soldier pretends to shoot Charlie and Charlie pretends to die. There’s a song with the line “Johnny get your gun.” Gas masks are mentioned. A soldier is missing in action another is wounded and sent to a hospital.  A few people die in a Bible story that is shared.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Wine is blessed during the Sabbath.  Schnapps and wine are served at a party.  Papa says he’ll have to give up smoking.
Frightening or Intense Things – Charlie plays with matches.

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The Wish

The Wish by Gail Carson Levine

Wilma is experiencing the utter misery that comes with being unpopular in middle school. Before she meets the old lady on the train, she’s had a few opportunities to make friends, but nothing has really worked out.  So when she’s given the chance to make a wish, any wish, Wilma can’t help herself.  She wishes to be the most popular girl at her school.

The back story about Wilma in middle school is short, but I think is pretty fantastic. Because Wilma is not some eyeglass-wearing, calculus loving, chubby, (insert other loser stereotype here) girl.  She’s a completely normal girl, who happens to not be popular.  This is important, because in middle school, a lot of kids are ostracized that don’t really even have a discernible reason for not being accepted as part of the group.

You might expect something from Gail Carson Levine to be heavy on the magic and fantasy even if it is set in modern day New York, but The Wish despite the fairy godmother is really just about a girl who wants to be accepted.  I found it very appealing, Wilma uses her magical popularity to be more like herself, not less and I think a lot of adult readers will be pretty happy with Wilma’s choice of boyfriend too.  The problem is, without all the magical touches, this doesn’t feel like a book by Levine, which may put off regular readers of her princess books.

Set in New York City, The Wish offers plenty of urban settings, from tiny apartments to soaring lofts, plenty of public transit and of course, Central Park.

As mentioned above, there is a romance in this book, but is it very basic and juvenile.  For that reason, please keep this book for children you won’t mind having read about kissing sessions, but also for those young enough that they won’t find the situations corny or too embarrassing to enjoy.  It’s absolutely best for that sweet spot of the tween years.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – Kids date. A boy offers to let Wilma sit on his lap.  There is a prom-like dance and many people ask each other to go.  Boys write her notes; some ask her on dates.  A dog does some crotch sniffing.  In true junior high school fashion, a boy asks a girl to tell another girl he likes her. There is handholding. There is an incredibly awkward first kiss.  A boy tells a story about his brother’s first kiss and how he accidentally kissed a bubble the girl had blown with gum and ended up with gum all over. There is an extended planned kissing session.  It’s probably more than you’d want a younger kid reading about, but even though there’s a lot of kissing, that’s really all it is, just kissing.  A girl admires her figure before a dance, noticing she has breasts.
Profanity – “Hell,” “jerk,”
Death, Violence and Gore – A snowman is decapitated.  During a sleepover party the girls joke that sculptures could come to life and hack their bodies to shreds.  There’s a small bit about a dog that died in the past and worries that a grandparent might pass away.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – In trying to explain the wish and spell, the girls suggest that maybe the cafeteria food was drugged.
Frightening or Intense Things – None.

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The Cricket in Times Square

The Cricket in Times Square by George Selden

In a subway station in Times Square, there is a newsstand owned by the Bellini family.  They do not sell many papers and the young son, Mario, must work late at night hoping for customers.  In the station there also lives a cat, Harry and a mouse Tucker, who seem to do very well for themselves scrounging leftovers from the New York trash.

One night a cricket arrives, finally freed after being trapped in a picnic basket all the way back in Connecticut.  He is quickly befriended by the animals in the station and by Mario. While Mario’s mother puts up a fuss against the “cricketer” at first, she is persuaded to allow Mario to keep him as a pet.

Mario knows that the Chinese are fond of crickets and he makes a trip to Chinatown to find it a house.  His trip is quite unfortunately an exercise in racism as Seldon chooses to write the speech of Chinese characters with a funny accent “velly” for “very” and “clicket” for “cricket.”  The Chinese man is also described as “sly” and a pair of Chinese men bow continuously.  While I do appreciate the trip to another part of the city, it is a huge disappointment to see racial stereotypes and dialects in this book.

Although I read this as a child, it didn’t really stick with me and now I can see why.  There are long descriptive sections and while there are small bursts of action, the story really sort of drags on until the cricket turns out to be a virtuoso and starts playing all sorts of music rather than simply chirping.  Sadly, the song names won’t ring any bells for readers, which will make his grand concerts less interesting to modern readers.

The climax of the book occurs when the cricket is giving grand concerts to people in the subway.  This is sort of a fascinating idea, that subway listeners will stop and listen.  I am curious as to whether the novelty of a cricket would capture the attention of even jaded New Yorkers.  A few years ago an experiment was conducted by the Washington Post in which an incredibly talented (as in can sell out Boston’s Symphony Hall talented) violinist played his violin (naturally, one made by Stradivari and worth upwards of $3 million) while Washington commuters largely ignored him.  (Seriously, you must read about it and see it here if you have not)

Other than the racism, there’s nothing objectionable here although the reading level far outstrips the interest level.  I would imagine mild stories from the animals’ perspectives would do better with a younger crowd, but would also think that this would be on level for a strong third grade / typical fourth grade reader (Scholastic Marks it at DRA 40).

Racial stereotyping/Racism – the man in Chinatown is wearing an outfit embroidered with red dragons.  He looks “sly”.  Speech is racist – “velly,” “clicket” (see pages 43-51).  While Harry Cat likes Chinese food, the mouse calls Chinese dishes “funny” and worries that maybe they eat mice.   Another Chinese man has a long grey beard.  They bow continuously. They tell Mario he makes a “velly good Chinaman”
Sex, Nudity, Dating – None.
Profanity – None.
Death, Violence and Gore – In Chinatown, Mario is told a tale about a wise man who other men plot to kill. Mama Bellini throws a magazine at Tucker mouse and hits him.  There is a fire.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Papa Bellini smokes a pipe, for some reason, this pipe is illustrated quite frequently.  A man in Chinatown smokes a pipe.
Frightening or Intense Things – None.

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More All-of-a-Kind Family

More All-Of-A-Kind Family by Sydney Taylor

It is nothing short of tragic that the All-of-a-Kind Family series is out of print.  I have the whole set, carefully guarded since childhood, but it is just so sad that they are so hard to come by.

Update: The series was reprinted in 2014! Hooray! I have not read the reprints and I am unsure whether any updates were made. Reviews reflect the earlier editions.

More All-of-a-Kind Family picks up a bit after where All-of-a-Kind Family leaves off. Little Charlie is no longer a baby, but a cheerful toddler spoiled by his older sisters.  Ella is sixteen, old enough to be noticing boys.  The younger sisters are less of a focus in this book, with Uncle Hyman’s romance with Lena being one of the main plots.  Lena is far newer to the United States than the family, and the girls begin to mock some of her ways.  There is a very nicely done section where Mama explains quite calmly to the girls how and why their talk is unkind.  This book is also slightly more sombre than its predecessor, with the 1916 polio epidemic overshadowing life in the city.  Jewish holidays, traditions and celebrations are all beautifully rendered and with much detail.  An added bonus is that despite the time period, you’ll find that Papa is a pretty modern character.  He can cook (in fact, he’s the one who taught Mama to make gefullte fish and how to clean a chicken).  He also helps with the laundry.

I would recommend this for independent readers any time after third grade.  The content is appropriate for third grade (or possibly younger if you are reading aloud) but the book is a more advanced reading level.  The shift in focus away from the younger girls will also make this more appealing to older readers, who will enjoy following both Uncle Hyman’s romance and Ella’s meeting her first beau.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – Lena jokes that they must marry off five daughters.  Ella thinks a boy is very handsome. She is invited on a date. Uncle Hyman has a girlfriend and becomes engaged.  Fanny’s sister has a boyfriend.
Profanity – None.  The word “gay” is used to mean happy which may need some explanation for modern readers.
Death, Violence and Gore – Lena has left behind family and worries that they will not be safe because of the war.  Papa spanks a girl.  The story of  Hanukkah is told:  an army tries to force Jews to follow a different religion; Jews are killed; there is a war; unclean animals are sacrificed.  Uncle Solomon smacks the backsides of some boys that misbehave during a wedding reception.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Charlie is given a cigar, but it is not a cigar at all, it opens to reveal an American flag. Adults drink glasses of wine to celebrate; the children are given thimblefuls.  Adults drink schnapps.
Frightening or Intense Things – Charlie runs in front of a carriage and is nearly run over.  A woman saves him and is slightly injured in the process.  There is a polio (infantile paralysis) epidemic in the city. (1916)  A family member gets sick.  The illness results in paralysis of a leg.

 

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All-of-a-Kind Family

All-of-a-Kind Family by Sydney Taylor

It’s almost harder to write about books that you treasure, and this one would quite certainly make my short list of best chapter books ever.  Set in turn-of-the-century New York City, Taylor’s book is based on her own childhood experiences. Her vivid descriptions make it easy even for modern children to imagine what life was like back then.

There are five sisters in the All-of-a-Kind family and as with many old-fashioned novels, they make it seem as though having a big family is the best thing in the world.  I was constantly re-evaluating which sister I was most like, perhaps quiet bookish Sarah or musical Ella.  It’s a real testament to Taylor’s abilities that the sisters all seem different and yet none seem like a flat caricature.

The quiet everyday adventures of the family serve as the basis for the book. The book opens with one of the great highlights of the girls’ childhood – library day.  Sarah has lost her library book and the girls are beside themselves.  The expense of the fine is well beyond their family’s means and they fear the worst – that they will no longer be able to borrow books.  One of the most memorable chapters is about dusting!  Many readers nowadays have no knowledge of or experience with chores, but Mama’s girls had to help out around the house.  Mama is not above games and occasional bribery, she hides buttons all around the room she wants dusted to make sure her girls will do the whole room properly.  The trips to Papa’s shop to visit with the peddlers or to the markets filled with shops and pushcarts are like visiting another world.  Years later I still wish I could try the delicious chocolate babies from the penny-candy store, but most of all, I wish I could get a scoop from Mr. Basch’s open cracker barrel which was filled with a “tantalizing assortment” of broken crackers.  Taylor brings the girls’ world to life.

But what makes All-of-a-Kind Family truly special is the way Taylor writes about being Jewish. The holidays are explained with such love and such detail that they become fascinating even to those with no knowledge of Judiasm.  This series does so much in the way of sharing traditions. It shows non-Jewish readers that “other” or “different” can be wonderful in their own way, while providing Jewish readers a beautiful celebration of their faith.

Also, check out this Reader’s Companion for more information about Sydney Taylor, her family and what happened when they all grew up.  There are also discussion questions at the end.

Great for:
This is a beautiful picture of life in New York at the turn of the century. The range of personalities of the female characters means that a lot of different girls see a bit of themselves in one of the sisters. It would be great for read alouds and has been quite popular among very strong third grade readers in my class. It’s also one of the best books out there about Jewish characters.

The vocabulary of the book can be old-fashioned petticoat, doily, tenement, peddler, bale, sacking, pompadour, whatnot) and also contains words best know to those with experience with Judaism.

Age Recommendation: Grades 3-6.  This was definitely a challenge for strong third grade readers, but enough of them read it and liked it that they requested the school librarian get a copy for the media center!

Racism: Italian is described as “swarthy” and speaks in an exaggerated fashion “mucha rain”, “no gooda for business.” A man is a “Polack”.  Peanut bars in the candy shop are called “Indian bars.”  Most of the Jewish women in the neighborhood had “bumpy shapes” but not Mama.  Many characters are written to show dialect.

Judaism:  Throughout the book many Jewish holidays are observed and described, including Yom Kippur, Purim, Succos, Passover and the Sabbath.  There are some explanations of traditionally Jewish food such as lox and gefullte fish.  Mr. Basch wears a skullcap and speaks only in Yiddish.  There are Yiddish phrases sprinkled throughout, but they are translated immediately after their inclusion.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – We learn that the girls must wear three petticoats under their dresses.  Men’s flannel drawers and girls’ petticoats are on display at a store.  A dress tears and Sarah’s underwear shows (but they are at home).  Ella seems to have a little innocent crush on Charlie.  Charlie wanted to marry a girl but his parents disapproved and the girl went away.  Two adults kiss (it’s sort of romantic, but it’s certainly not racy).  Mama has a baby.
Profanity – “heck,”
Death, Violence and Gore – During Purim it is explained that Haman wanted to hang all the Jews, but that instead, he ended up hanged. In the explanation of Passover, Mama tells Gertie that the first-born sons of the Egyptians were killed. Charlie tells about how he was badly injured by firecrackers as a child.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – They drink wine on the Sabbath that Papa has made himself. A man chews tobacco.  The Seder means wine for everyone, even the children, although they get very small glasses.
Frightening or Intense Things – The girls come down with Scarlet Fever and must be quarantined. Henny gets lost.

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Jenny and the Cat Club

Jenny and the Cat Club by Esther Averill

I was in chatting with the librarian the other day and spied the yellow cover on her back “waiting to be cataloged” shelf.  Cats! I squealed, immediately recognizing the cover.  You have Jenny! She passed it along as soon as it had been equipped with its new label and barcode.

I remember this so fondly from childhood and it falls into that elusive category – beginning chapter book.  There are frequent illustrations (about every other page) and slightly larger font as well.  It’s good for little listeners as well.  Each chapter is its own little story which gives you good natural stopping points.

Jenny is a shy little black cat who is taken in by a sea captain. She longs to make friends with the neighborhood cats and soon she does.  They have all sorts of adventures (sometimes involving neighborhood dogs).  I wouldn’t say this book feels like New York in any discernible way, but I love it for young readers, and it takes place there, so there you have it.

For inquiring minds: nose flutes.  Oh, you’ll need to know.

Rather Bizarre Racial Insensitivity – when one of the cats sees that Jenny wears a scarf and Pickles wears a fireman’s helmet he borrows an Indian headdress from the doorman. It’s like the Village People, but with cats.  I am both irritated by the racism and really curious about doormen who keep cat-sized costumes at the ready.
Sex, Nudity, Dating – Two cats are sweethearts.
Profanity – “sissy,”
Death, Violence and Gore – A cat who looks like a pirate holds a sword and dagger.  In a poem about a pirate cat, the pirate cat says he’d “wreck all cats on board with my trusty sword.”  He is later caught and they whisk him apart and pickle his heart.  But it’s just a poem.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – A catnip hunt is mentioned.
Frightening or Intense Things – A dog steals Jenny’s scarf.  Later a den of dogs catches on fire because the dogs were playing with matches.

 

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Love is the Higher Law

Love is the Higher Law by David Levithan

Today is the 11th anniversary of September 11. Is there a better word than anniversary to mark tragic events?  Anniversary seems too upbeat. This Patriot Day I am thinking of all of those affected by the tragedy.

I don’t know how many fictional accounts have been written about the terrorist attacks or the immediate aftermath.  Obviously, the most famous is Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close which I read years ago and don’t have any particularly strong feelings about.

Love is the Higher Law is David Levithan’s attempt to capture the the experience.  Using three different characters who all react to the attacks differently, Levithan traces their lives from the morning of the attack to nearly two years later.  Each section of the book is incrementally further from 9/11 and shows how the characters are processing the tragedy.  This is not a book about action or plot.  It is a small book of feelings, emotions, reactions and the many different ways that people grieve.  Despite hints of a possible romance early on, there is no real romantic plot.  In fact, our three characters are not intricately linked until far later in book.

Levithan’s account was incredibly hard to read in the beginning.  I don’t know if I was being an oversensitive ninny, but I cried through the first few chapters, so strongly did Levithan evoke the emotions of the day.  Throughout the book, he not only did an excellent job of capturing the mood, but in recording the small details that caused memories to flood back to me: the initial inability to reach anyone via phone (none of the lines were working), how papers from the towers turned up all over New York, the incredible disconcerting silence of having empty airspace, the disgusting unforgivable impulse of tourists to photograph the fallen towers, the haunting ghostlike beauty of the spotlights that lit where the towers had stood.

In the interest of full disclosure, I was not in New York for the September 11th attacks, so I cannot ever know what it was to have been a New Yorker on that day. Maybe my outsider’s sense that Levithan’s rendition rings true will not carry over for those who experienced it first hand.  I’m also incredibly curious about what younger readers make of this.  I was a student teacher at the time of the attacks, although I did not work that day.   The first grade students I taught are now seniors in high school and I cannot say how much they or their fellow teens recall about September 11th.  I would be very interested to know if they feel the power in this book or if it will really only speak to those who can remember.

My only completely self-centered complaint about the book is that some of the characters end up in Boston for the first anniversary.  They have a real sense that Boston does not remember.  I don’t know.  I was there.  There were moments of silence and people wore black. In my second grade classroom during quiet time children journaled about bad men and drew little planes crashing into buildings.  One girl with tear-filled eyes presented me a poster of the towers where her aunt had died.  Two planes filled largely with Boston residents and manned by Boston-based flight crews crashed that day.  It’s entirely possible that my memories are skewed by my context – a teacher at a school, but I just think the the idea that the rest of the world has moved on would have been more marked in a more removed city.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – Jasper sits around in his boxers. Blood donation questionnaires contain questions about AIDS and about homosexual sex, which leads to a discussion about heterosexual sex as well. Jasper and Peter talk about how the news predicts that 9 months after September 11 there will be lots of babies.  Two boys kiss.  They sleep in the same bed.  Two boys and a girl share a bed completely platonically.
Profanity– “shit,” “God,” “fuck,” “fucking,” “Jesus,” “hellish,” “ass,” “asshole,” “bitch,” “fag,” “Hells yeah,” “shitheap,”
Death, Violence and Gore – The book is about September 11th.  The twin towers fall. People jump to their deaths.  Initial casualty reports are incredibly high 25,000  or 10,000.  A plane hits the pentagon.  A girl at Claire’s school’s father has died.  Some posters threaten that we will find and kill terrorists.  Workers must sift through the debris. Jasper points out that we will likely bomb Afghanistan.  We start a war with Iraq.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Jasper mentions being drunk.  A party someone gets a drink and afterwards glasses and bottles are cleaned up.  Jasper and Peter drink beer. At a bar a random guy is high. A girl was “drunk off her ass” at a party. Jasper jokes that his grandmother is on uppers.
Frightening or Intense Things –  The whole book is pretty intense because it covers how different people react in the wake of 9/11.  In the days that followed, many people were displaced from their homes, not knowing what awaited them.  But the truly heartbreaking part is how many missing posters there were.

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Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List


Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

Having read and thoroughly enjoyed Dash and Lily’s Book of Dares I was excited to pick up Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List.  I expected more of the winning formula of intelligent quirky teenagers enjoy the fabulousness that is New York.  I was terribly, terribly mistaken.

In my mind, one of the strengths of Naomi & Ely is that nearly every character has a chapter told from his or her perspective.  Some will find this annoying or confusing, but I really appreciated getting to know to the other characters better.  Because I cannot stand Naomi. She is the very first narrator we meet which means the book has a very inauspicious beginning.  Her writing looks like someone with extreme keyboarding issues because she frequently uses wingding symbols in lieu of words.  While I’m sure some teens will find this darling, others will likely be as annoyed as I was, because often enough the choice to use symbols means I have no idea what she is talking about.  I never thought I’d say this, but I think I’d prefer text speak.  At least I’ve caught on to most acronyms by now.  But the real issue isn’t Naomi’s refusal to write like a real person.  It’s that she’s incredibly difficult to like.  She’s selfish, which is true of a lot of teens, so I suppose I can’t lay all the blame there.  She’s a liar, but not in a way that gives her depth or interest.  And of course, she’s incredibly hot.  So hot men just can’t keep their minds off her or their hands off themselves.  Everything about her is hot, her body, her hair.  And she uses this incredible hotness to manipulate people.  I’m not saying that hot girls don’t do that.  I’m just saying hot girls that do that aren’t the most relatable characters out there.  She doesn’t exactly improve once you get to know her either. You eventually pick up on the fact that she is also a bitch, vindictive, not actually smart (she’s failing out of school) and has no taste in music (no really, not just BAD taste, just isn’t really into it).  The only aspect of her life that I found at all interesting was that she’s in love with her gay best friend.  Because that’s something that girls actually go through.  I would wager it’s usually not smoking hot girls who can get any guy in the universe (although I do see the whole he’s-the-only-guy-you-can’t-have appeal). I would guess it’s far more likely to be girls who are overlooked and undervalued by their love interests who fall for their gay friends who do actually make them feel special and loved.  That’s sort of beside the point though.  I did find Ely vaguely more likable although he is also spoiled and selfish and a drama queen.

In addition to having not particularly likable characters, this book just oozes drama.  I’m fairly certain that once, about a million years ago, I lived a life that had its fair share of drama while being friends with people who had more than their fair share of drama.  But because of this, I would place this as a YA book that won’t go over well with adults and is much better suited for a purely teen audience.

Also, I know Buffy the Vampire Slayer has been off the air for-ever, but there are spoilers in here.  Just in case you needed to know that.

The general New York vibe of this was not as fabulous as I’d hoped either.  Oh sure, there are NY moments (mainly the decent descriptions of Washington Square Park and the relentless number of Starbucks within a given area) but it’s not as New York-y as I’d hoped.

Great for: Lovers of dra-ma! Some teens will revel in the soap opera level of relationship issues.  Others will be so grateful for another decent entry in the world of LGBT novels.  There’s a gay love story – one of the more likable aspects of the book and there is the very real issue of a girl being in love with her gay BFF.  These topics aren’t always easy to come by, so some readers will be grateful for them where they can find them.

Sex, Nudity, Dating – There’s no actual on-stage sex in this book, but it’s certainly sexual.  We know certain characters want to have sex or do have sex or haven’t had sex.  Masturbation, both male and female is mentioned multiple times, including what does and doesn’t make for good masturbation material (evidently people who aren’t attracted to you sexually? Not good.  Porn?  Good.)  There’s a symbol Naomi uses that makes you think 69 but in fact that’s not what she means by it, honest, we’re told later.  Two boys kiss (and get to third base -although this is not described, we’re honestly told third base).  A boy has lesbian moms.  A gay boy makes out with a straight girl platonically (I know.  I know.)  A boy shows a bouncer his penis.  A guy wants to write his number on another guys penis in sharpie.  Boners and woodys and other euphemisms for erection are used.  A guy got pierced in private places.  They go to see men go-go dance.  There’s a porno called Mount Fuckmore.  There’s a fairly wide variety of lgbt characters from a diva, super into clothes boy to a just figuring out his sexuality guy who’s pretty masculine to lesbian moms who may have once been involved with men to a F2M transitioning character to drag queens.
Profanity – “Christ,” “shit,” “ass,” “bitch,” “darn,” “asshole,” “damn,” “sucks,” “cockblock,” “bastard,” “buggery,” “bollocks,” ” pussy teasing faggot,”
Death, Violence and Gore – None.
Drugs, Alcohol and Smoking – Most characters drink despite being underage.  Champagne and brandy are among the alcoholic beverages mentioned.  There is a fair amount of marijuana use, with bongs mentioned, one character dealing drugs, and people getting baked.  There’s a mention of a drug rap for shrooms and meth is also mentioned.  Multiple people use sleeping pills, some recreationally.
Frightening or Intense Things – None.

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